全レス英語にしてみんなで英語の勉強しないか?

柴田あゆみ

楽曲大賞の続きを書くべきところですが、2ちゃんねるを見てたら興味深いスレッドがあって、それを見てたら書く時間がなくなってしまいました。全てのレスを英語で書こうというスレで、便所の落書きレベルの書き込みから真剣な議論までの玉石混交っぷりや、狼でよく見かけるお約束のようなレス、柴ちゃんいじり(狼では柴田さんは2ちゃんねらーということになっていて、柴田さんに肯定的なコメントは柴田さんの自作自演扱いにされる)まで忠実に再現された、狼のパロディのようなスレです。



全レス英語にしてみんなで英語の勉強しないか?


1 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 01:42:29.73 0
Let's start!!!


11 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 01:47:01.82 0
I like Kumai-chan and Ume-san.


14 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 01:47:52.96 0
So......I like Eririn.
Who do you like in HelloProject?


19 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 01:50:00.52 0
>>14
I like Ayumi Shibata! She is good.


24 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 01:50:46.96 0
>>19
Thank you, Ms. Shibata.


30 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 01:51:51.07 0
Go to bed, Shibata.


32 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 01:51:59.66 0
Stop self-playing, Shiba-chan.


33 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 01:52:13.59 0
Ayumi, its time to go your bed.


48 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 01:55:09.32 0
The spring has come
My mind is still blue
Her hands reach the Sun
I've found that is truth

58 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 01:56:46.23 0
>>48
Is it a poem for Kumai?


62 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 01:57:05.39 0
I am covered with MASAO


100 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:05:24.03 0
Reinyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


101 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:05:33.55 0
I want picture ,more.


103 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:06:36.08 0
>>101
more more boy Go Home!!


107 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:07:27.32 0
http://toromoni.mine.nu/up/files/data/8/toro8628.jpg

She was cute........


113 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:08:16.41 0
Her face is very very sharp


115 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:08:56.19 0
>>107
long long ago


128 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:11:50.15 0
Fuck you all, Miyabi is lovely girl.


129 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:12:11.48 O
Could you show me source!?


154 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:18:40.98 0
I want to drink holy water of Saki Shimizu.


166 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:20:54.17 0
>>162
I mean SAKINYO


181 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:26:00.39 0
I like this guy!!!
http://toromoni.mine.nu/up/files/data/8/toro8634.jpg


183 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:26:33.14 0
>>181
nya_o


185 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:26:49.92 0
>>181
he is she


189 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:28:12.69 0
>>181
he is him/her


250 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:48:51.87 0
Awkward people are here.


254 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 02:50:43.00 O
>>250
and you are one of us


343 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 10:02:27.20 O
keeper


365 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/06(木) 22:34:55.67 0
I want to eat MOMOKO


380 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 14:01:01.21 0
penis


381 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 14:06:54.74 0
how long is your penis?


382 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 14:08:42.78 0
sorry,I don't have penis.


383 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 14:09:45.59 0
>>382
Please show me your oppai


400 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 16:25:03.82 0
I hesitate to join concerts of Hallo projects. I think that is shameful
for adults to enjoy watching those very young girls singing and dancing.

FUCKING ANIMAL!! ALL OF YOU, YOU ARE FUKING ANIMALS!!


403 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 16:43:24.01 0
>>400
Calm down dude
It is not a shame to go to concert and eonjoy it
Do you think baseball fans are feeling shame when they are cheering for the team they love at a stadium?
ABSOLUTELY NO
Because they are doing exactly what they want to do and they find fun out of that
Haro-wota or other so-called wota are doing the same essentailly; they go out there and cheer for what they love
Of course, we cannot ignore the moral issue
Most of the H!P member are girls, not yet women
If we see H!P for a sexual purpose, that is a shame
but most of fans love H!P members dancing and singing
Wota is sending their feeling right straight to members at a concert and members give back to wota an energy for life
This is the way they do, and again, this should not be a shame

If you feel a shame to go out and have fun, that is not right

And after this long statement, I have to confess that I have never been to H!P concert before.
but that is because of my schedule issue, not a shame issue


409 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 16:52:26.92 0
I scream "Ice cream!!".


411 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 16:54:17.70 0
>>409
Ice Cream! You Scream! Sukiyo-


413 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 16:58:39.08 0
>>403
Contorary to your opinion, I think that there is a some kind of sexual pupose in the majority of Wota' mind.
I do not blame it for their personality and it is not a crime, of cause. We can even say it is natural to some extent.

But adult man should have some feeling of resistence in their mind when they act something in public.
That is related to his pride or something, which will deeply affect their way of living.
Apparantly, it is unnatural for adult men ,whose age is close to that of HP members' father,
to chase those girls with a shout like "I want to eat ***!!".
And I think those people shold hesitate to do those things.

SOry for my poor bocabulary will cofuse you.


419 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 17:55:22.88 0
i got hungry so im going to origin bento


422 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 18:00:09.69 0
Kumaichan is until piriri.


423 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 18:02:56.63 0
Kumaichan is before piriri.


424 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 18:04:46.24 0
Kumai era is yet to come
You will see in 2 years


440 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 20:58:57.90 0
http://toromoni.mine.nu/up/files/data/8/toro8699.jpg

What a beautiful girl she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


441 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/07(金) 21:03:18.97 0
>>440
I understand that, Shiba-chan.


454 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/08(土) 00:05:10.51 0
>>440
I usually find this kind of Shibata-postings as bothering,
BUT this particular photo is good.


476 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/08(土) 15:40:51.08 0
hito inee


484 :05004012169691_vp:2007/12/08(土) 17:47:35.43 O
fax you!


486 :名無し募集中。。。:2007/12/08(土) 19:44:42.13 0
>>484
put your cloths on jerk