ヒサブリ！本日のアメリカンジョーク
男と女のジョークです。これは、女は言葉と本心が正反対だ、何を考えてるかわからない、言葉に裏がある、男は単純、エッチすることしか考えてない、といったステレオタイプに基づくものです。
和訳はまた明日。
Women's English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Men's English
I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let's have sex now.
明日といえば、5/28はMikaのお誕生日。お元気ですか？
