本日のアメリカンジョーク
ご無沙汰しておりました。アメリカのジョークサイトで見つけました。和訳はありません。頑張ってください(笑)。
こんこんナイトの徹夜明けでずっと起きておりますので、今夜は早く寝ます。あ、今日はえりりんの話題出なかったね。明日一緒に靴下買いに行こうかえりりん♥
God was looking down on earth one day and decided that things were not going to get better, in fact they were getting worse every day. He said to himself thet it is time to *1start over again.So he called up three men, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Micale Gorbachev. They are the three best media for getting his message across. He told the that he was disappointed with mankind as it is and that he was going to destroy the earth in 30 days. They had to go back to earth and tell everyone this message.
Bill Clinton called a press conference and said I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that our belief in God is true, I met with him this morning. And the bad news is that he will destroy the earth in 30 days.
Mikhail Gorbachev went back to his people and told them he had some bad news and some realy bad news. First the bad news, our denial of God is not true, there is a God and I met with him this morning. The really bad news is that he is going to destroy the earth and we only have 30 days to *2repent.
Bill Gates went back to his people and told them that he had some good news and some great news. First the good news is that our belief in God is founded, I had a talk with him this morning and the really great news is that we will be able to stop releasing security patches for WindowsXP in less than a month!
